(Source: cameos)
I want to say stuff about North Korea.
shouldn’t you be doing, ya’know, young things! with young people!
(Source: martinski, via yourealwayshere)
me reacting to other girls being mean is basically “don’t hate the player hate the gaaaameeee! *sashays away* *comes back and whispers* by game i mean the male-dominated power structure and society that’s tricked you into thinking we’re against each other!!!! you’re pretty too bye”
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
(via ourdeathswillstopnothing)
HMMM i dont like it when girls do a thing because theyre stupid and like shopping and are always late. but i cant say that without people calling me sexist. so what can i do. THATS IT! ill say white girls instead of girls so everyone thinks im a progressive and fun person instead of a gross sexist! perfect
(Source: shotgunheart)
every person who reblogs this i will write your url/name down in a book titled “PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE WON AN OSCAR” and send it to Leonardo DiCaprio
I really like the idea of those “tumblr university” posts you see a lot, so I’ve decided that I want to write a story for it.
So, with that in mind, whoever reblogs this by January 25th will be included in the story in some way!
GO FORTH AND REBLOG MY DARLINGS
EDIT: I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW QUICK THIS WOULD GET NOTES SO I’M CUTTING IT OFF AT 350 PEOPLE OKAY
